Saturday, January 21, 2017

Chinaversary


Contrary to what you might think the title indicates, this has nothing to with celebrating the Chinese New Year or any other general-the-country-China related holiday. Neither is it a rant about things from China that I am averse to. It is about the silverware. Well, not much silver involved in it either, at least, not in the literal sense. The crux of the story here is we were celebrating an anniversary a few days ago. A big one too. It happened to be the 10th anniversary of when we bought a 96-piece fancy dinnerware. Well, truth be told, the actual items arrived by FedEx a few days later (that would be tomorrow 10 years ago), but we decided to stick with online ordering date as “the date”. Now to some, I admit, all this cutlery talk is enough for your eyes to glaze over, but the ceramic enthusiasts amongst you, you are all fired up about this, aren’t you? Well, if I ever had bad news for dinnerware fanatics, it is this… brace yourselves, you are about to be disappointed.

 The evening started with me reaching home unusually late.

“Where were you? I have been waiting for Haiti minutes!” she exclaimed.

“I’m sorry that I’m late. I’ve Benin a meeting for the last 2 hours.” I said.

“And here I was thinking, nothing Congo wrong and you had to be late on our anniversary.”

“I apologize. As soon as I got out, Iran so fast that I wore out the Seoul-s on my shoes.”

“You know, I don’t Bolivia, you are nothing Budapest.”

In the way of offering some lame proof, I said, “It’s true. My Thais are killing me right now.”

“Whatever. Can we go now? I’m Hungary.” She said.

“Me too. I’m Prague-tically starving! Here’s an idea though that will save us time. How about we stay at home, Greece up Japan and fry stuff up?”

“Oh really! The ever Prauge-matic… aren’t you? But, I’m Ghana pretend you dint say that because there is Norway I’m going to stay at home and cook today.”

“What do you want to eat? I feel I could do with some Chile. Or, we could go to a Delhi and grab a Turkey sandwich.”

“What the hell, Jamaican me really angry. It is our anniversary. I don’t want to go to a Delhi.”

“All right, all right! Don’t Crimea river. Let’s go to a fancy place. Kenya think of a good place Togo?”

“Yes! There is this Peruvian place that I want to try out.”

“Let get going then.”

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As we stepped out, we saw that it had started Sudan-ly pouring.

“Bah!rain! Call a cab then?” I asked.

“Yes and please make it quick. I hope this Laos-y rain! doesn’t mess up my hair” she said.

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Later, at the restaurant, which we had finally made it to.

“Are you Havana’ good time?” she asked

“This is such a nice place. Good choice!”

“I know. Iraq!”

“Sheesh!”

“Anyway, do you want Samoa these remaining Lima beans with the Korea-nder sauce?” she asked

“Oman! No. I ate so much. My Belize so full.”

“I am going to get me a cup of Java and Sweden it, with my usual 2 sugar Cubas! How about you? Are you getting something?” she asked

“I guess I will have this Chocolate Malta.” I said. “Hey, If Ukraine your neck, can you see if it has stopped raining?”

She said, “Hold on. Yep it has. Now we can go Rome-ing the streets.”

And now that I knew that the skies were clear, I couldn’t wait. And this was not lost on her.

“What’s the matter? Syria-sly, stop Fiji-ting!” she said.

“Don’t want to Russia, but Finnish quickly or we will miss our movie.”

“You are right! Let’s ask the waiter for the Czech.”


Turned out to be one memorable evening.

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